Last night, well technically this morning but well before even the earliest of risers would fathom waking up, I was jolted awake by a loud crash. Unsure if I truly heard the noise or was simply waking up on my own accord I continued to lay in the warm embrace of the bed. Trying to… Continue reading My Middle of the Night Intruder
Hey It’s me again, still unemployed. Which sucks and I quit. I quit not having a job. Hopefully the Michael Scott method works the same with employment as it does with bankruptcy. Update: it doesn’t, and now everyone at the Starbucks is staring at me. I have been trying to get a job post-graduation for… Continue reading I Trust God?
As the season changes over and the temperature begins to cool, I once again initiate my annual fall tradition of acquiring a fire pit. My first as a married man, but more importantly my first as a “more domesticated man.” Meaning I didn’t simply dig a hole in the ground and throw some bricks around… Continue reading I Like Big Fires and Cannot Lie
I have been living in Michigan the past few months and I just have to say this ain’t Texas y’all. I know a lot of you don’t read my blog for the intellectual scientific jargon I use to evaluate philosophical dilemmas in today’s society however, I could not find a simpler way to form my… Continue reading Ain’t In Texas No More
March 9th 2019 the day I got married. And like most married men I believed that this was the official end to the dating season of my life. And all those “skillz” I had acquired over the years of failure were vanity. And having the blessing of finding my wife as my lab partner in… Continue reading Job Hunting is Basically the Professional Form of Dating
During my senior year of high school, I never saw going to a four-year college as a real option. It wasn’t that I didn’t have the academic preparation, I took every AP class offered like a good little suburban white boy should (it was that or that fact that taking 3 AP classes my senior… Continue reading How I Graduated College Without Student Loans
Hey so let’s just ignore that I haven’t uploaded in like forever but also randomly started a podcast. K, Thanks. Also in case you didn’t know I’m getting married (Surprising I know, I was too, apparently I can talk to the female species who would have thunk that), it’s important for this story. So, a… Continue reading Why I Should be Banned from the Bed Bath and Beyond
So today was my last first day of college. Which is strange. And quite frankly I have no idea what to say, but I just feel as if I need to post a blog about this. Like this is a big deal, right? Cause I don’t feel like it is. I mean I do but… Continue reading I’m Graduating and Have No Idea What’s Next
*** disclaimer I talk about rape, sex, & pornography, so if you don’t know what that is get an adult, but if you are that 8 year old boy that has unrestricted internet access and have already fallen into the dark side of the internet stay here, it may be good for you.*** For the… Continue reading Lets Talk About Porn
Hey there, its been a while hasn’t it? I’ve been meaning to post a blog for a few weeks now but with semester closing out and having to help with performance evaluations for 100 staff members I never managed to find time to type. Then when I do I leave my laptop charger at home… Continue reading You Still There?