Life Events · Random Thoughts

I Like Big Fires and Cannot Lie

As the season changes over and the temperature begins to cool, I once again initiate my annual fall tradition of acquiring a fire pit. My first as a married man, but more importantly my first as a “more domesticated man.” Meaning I didn’t simply dig a hole in the ground and throw some bricks around… Continue reading I Like Big Fires and Cannot Lie

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Job Hunting is Basically the Professional Form of Dating

March 9th 2019 the day I got married. And like most married men I believed that this was the official end to the dating season of my life. And all those “skillz” I had acquired over the years of failure were vanity. And having the blessing of finding my wife as my lab partner in… Continue reading Job Hunting is Basically the Professional Form of Dating

Christianity · Life Events · List Blog · Random Thoughts

How to Earn Salvation as an Aggie

***Please note this is completely satirical and not how Christianity works at all*** In lieu of Breakaway starting tonight I felt it was most appropriate to go over salvation and the salvation points you must earn annually to ensure that you go to heaven when you die. Per outlined in the book of Ben, “Aggie… Continue reading How to Earn Salvation as an Aggie

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How to Have 5 Homes While in College

Being in college is a lot like being a millionaire; you call many places home. The only difference is that in college you don’t own any of them. This week I have been going non-stop studying for my various midterms. Only taking a break to play monopoly Monday night, which I absolutely demolished all my friends and… Continue reading How to Have 5 Homes While in College

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“Netflix & Chill” – A Modern Romance

Before I start this blog I am going to give you a statistic and I want you to remember it; 3 percent of Americans wait until marriage before having sex. I couldn’t find any studies on people waiting until engagement, probably because the type of people that wait that long wait the whole way until… Continue reading “Netflix & Chill” – A Modern Romance