As the season changes over and the temperature begins to cool, I once again initiate my annual fall tradition of acquiring a fire pit. My first as a married man, but more importantly my first as a “more domesticated man.” Meaning I didn’t simply dig a hole in the ground and throw some bricks around… Continue reading I Like Big Fires and Cannot Lie
I have been living in Michigan the past few months and I just have to say this ain’t Texas y’all. I know a lot of you don’t read my blog for the intellectual scientific jargon I use to evaluate philosophical dilemmas in today’s society however, I could not find a simpler way to form my… Continue reading Ain’t In Texas No More
March 9th 2019 the day I got married. And like most married men I believed that this was the official end to the dating season of my life. And all those “skillz” I had acquired over the years of failure were vanity. And having the blessing of finding my wife as my lab partner in… Continue reading Job Hunting is Basically the Professional Form of Dating
***Please note this is completely satirical and not how Christianity works at all*** In lieu of Breakaway starting tonight I felt it was most appropriate to go over salvation and the salvation points you must earn annually to ensure that you go to heaven when you die. Per outlined in the book of Ben, “Aggie… Continue reading How to Earn Salvation as an Aggie
Being in college is a lot like being a millionaire; you call many places home. The only difference is that in college you don’t own any of them. This week I have been going non-stop studying for my various midterms. Only taking a break to play monopoly Monday night, which I absolutely demolished all my friends and… Continue reading How to Have 5 Homes While in College
Before I start this blog I am going to give you a statistic and I want you to remember it; 3 percent of Americans wait until marriage before having sex. I couldn’t find any studies on people waiting until engagement, probably because the type of people that wait that long wait the whole way until… Continue reading “Netflix & Chill” – A Modern Romance
After living as a broke college student for two years, Ramen noodle soup is starting to get old. Sure they have chicken, beef, shrimp, shrimp with lime, shrimp with chili and lime, creamy chicken, cheese, and oriental to name a few off the top of my head. But after two years of eating this meal… Continue reading 5 Everyday Ramen Hacks
Twas the night before finals, And all through the town Starbucks was open Filled with a crowd. The essays were written Problems were solved. Students anguished with fear Because finals were near. Desired to be nestled in bed Watching Grey’s or Parks and Rec. Students frantically finished their work As the 8am final was in… Continue reading Ode to Finals
This past week was a rather uneventful seven days. No neighbors hit on me nor have I gone on any more mini adventures to mini Mexico. I simply went to school, went to work, and raced to finish my homework before the midnight deadline. With this rather lazy week, I did not plan around the grocery… Continue reading You’re Cooking Ramen Noodles Wrong
This may come as a surprise to some of you but the 7 views I get on my blog (thanks for reading everyday mom) is not enough to support even my minimal budget of Ramen Noodles and Little Caesars Pizza. Therefore, the majority (all) of my income that I live on comes from hours of… Continue reading What Your Lifeguard Thinks About On Stand
Thoughts with Thomas 